This morning I receive five emails from email@example.com saying, “Merry Xmas in advance….please tell me this Article isn’t sold yet.”
I reply that they’re not and that they can contact my sister (I stupidly gave her number).
Gah! I pity the people who fall for this.
My reply was:
Are you sure you’re not a Nigerian prince?
You’re definitely not from the UK, you’re definitely not a Marine, and you’re definitely wasting my time.
I’ve reported you to Chrisi Efkeria*. Do not contact me again, or you’ll find electronic crimes police after you.
Still, have a good holiday.
*The online paper site
If they call my sis, I’ll find them and kick their ass. What a horrible way for a Wednesday to start!